Friday, May 29, 2009

Concert

Next week, on the 7th of June (Sunday) , there'll be a concert in Yayasan Open University (music)

Tickets are RM20.00 each, and the reason I'm putting this up is because I'll be playing bass in the opening section (1 of the extras, lol)

So , get your tickets from me by next week/

10 tickets are left.......

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Explosive Fun

Meng/Stephen/Me were doing "claymore" training in COD4 the other day, and Meng put a unlimited weapon counter command, meaning unlimited anything!!!

So while they were "mapping" out the interior with claymore, I decided to venture to the outside world to take scenery shots... of EXPLOSIVES!!!

Take a look at the Magnificient "Explosipitus Claymorius"(aka the GO BOOM plant or Red Death Line plant) a nearly exctint form of flora.  Went threathened by passing fauna or people, this plant has a unique characteristic; it blows UP in the attackers/inquisitors face! Why kill when it could hinder passerby's , botanists are still trying to figure out (btw, turnover rate for botanist specialising in Explosipitus plants are fairly high, go figure). The petals of the plant , known by many as the rufus letalis in latin, is HIGHLY sensitive to ANY movement. When it detects movement, a explosive reaction(Caused by the Magnesium used by the plants for photosynthesis) explodes forward facing the direction of the movement. This explosion causes tremendous movement, causing other petals to expode. thus causing fatalities in any living thing in a 5 meter radius around its centre...

This is, as hypothesised by botanist, the root cause of the plants diminishing population. Even moving near one will render the plant dead.

Military scientist are considering the plants explosive properties to be used in the field of lethal antipersonnel mines, and have thus come up with the "Project Claymore" derived from the word Claymorius, and the resultant "claymore" is issued currently to field troops and somehow gotten their way into enemy hands...

Pictures of Claymorius in their natural habitat

(This is as close as one can safely get to a Claymorius)

(Notice the  photgraphers protected hands and necessary protection while being near a claymorius)

Birds-eye view of the manificent plant. (Note the prominent rufus letalis which detects movement)

Later, for the fun of it, heres the hybrid ; Claymorius JJSius

 

Note: This is a work of fiction, if you believed whatever I just said, look at a mirror and say "I can't believe Joshua fooled me twice!"

Oh yeah , a pic of "Project Claymores" newest weapon , The Claymore 

(Notice that even with "high" intelligence and common sense a US troop should have, they HAD to print "front toward enemy", probably because someone fixed it the wrong way and blew up his entire platoon?)

Roach Problem

Aiyo, today there was a fogging to kill aedes mosquitoes (dat has bcome a prob in this area), so my parents decide to go out..

When we got back, apparently the fogging didn't kill mosquitos; it killed cockroaches!!

Cockroaches dead, alive , upsidedown, frantic, haiz, they were EVERYWHERE! It was soo hard jus to get to my house as the lifts had Alot of cockroaches on the floor and some falling of the ceiling.. The stairs weren't any better, each step had cockroaches, and half dead roaches trying to fly dropped like bombs near your heads!

Haiz , this ALWAYS happens yet the still fog like this.... so far only 1 came into the hse, hopefully can get some sleep tonight...

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Wow, I went to wathc this movie yesterday, and in my opinion was it ROCKS!

I won't be letting out spoilors (much) but everyone should watch this sequel coz its worth it..

There were SOME repeated jokes like (***SPOILER WARNING***)

Monkey slap

The Minatures then the big picture ( remeber when they tried to puncture the tire in the 1st movie?)

Larry's Flashlight

Overall , it is a must see movie.

Cya ! 

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Pearl - A Satirical Twist of The Novel

We had our English paper yesterday, where we had to study about the novel the Pearl . This novel SHUD be well known among Malaysian students , so I don;t think I have to write a synopsis....

This parody is only a portion of the novel , where Kino fights the 3 trackers... Please note, this parody is based on games partially, so 1000 apologies if you don't understand, k?

Oh yeah, special thanks to classmates Stephen and Keshav who thought about this which I modified to suite the story....

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Kino          : OMGWTH?!!!?!?! DEy tracked us!

Juana       : Oh shit.

Coyotito   : D:

Kino          : I lvl higher, I go killed dese ppl , k? >(

Juana       : D:

Kino crouches (c) and moves with (silent step) towards trackers.........

Kino about to sprint and knife when coyotito let out a cry

~Slow-mo~

Coyotito   : Oooohhhhhh S- h - h - h - i- i- ~(BANG)  <----babies cant swear more than that

Tracker 1  Coyotito

(Dead)Coyotito : Lol....D:

(Dead)Coyotito : OMG didnt see T_T

Vote called by Coyotito 

Vote:Map:LoL

(3)Yes (2)No

Too bz , Kino didnt notice this n jumped on the Tracker 1 and knifed(v) him, then he tooked his gun (e?)

Kino (knifed) Tracker 1 

The other trackers were awake and ran (sprint) away. 

BOOM

Kino Tracker 2

Other tracker fell and turn to look at Kino

BOOM

Kino Tracker 3

                                                                       3 kill streak! Press [6] for UAV Support

Kino Called up his UAV (6) , only to notice one ally (he knew Juana didnt use a UAV Jammer and Coyotito was not a high enough lvl to get 1) 

Kino       : OMG ARGGHGHHHHHHH!! FAR-Q Trackers!!!!

Juana    : T_T .... Dey blew his head right off (points to a dead Coyotito) 

Kino       : Haiz == . (Wait for it ....) NOOB!!!!!

(dead)Coyotito : =="

         

       Spanish People wins

         Trackers Defeated 

Spanish People

=========================kills====deaths====score

Coyotito                                0                  1                  0

Juana                                     0                   0                0

Kino                                       3                   0                40

Trackers

=========================kills====deaths====score

Tracker 1                              1                1                   10

Tracker 2                              0                1                    0

Tracker 3                              0                1                    0           

Spectators

John Steinbeck                    0                  0                    0  

John Steinbeck   : Dats it! Finally ! An inspiration for my novel ^_^. Gtg, cya ... 2nite oso play rite? 

Kino                      : Ya, cya. bb

Juana                    : bb

Coyotito               : bb.k cya :)

Tracker 1            : bb. gg

Tracker 2           : bb

Tracker 3           : bb..cya

John Steinbeck left the game

Kino        : ^_^

Coyotito : Nxt sniper k? 

Kino        : Lol , soo fast u die, didnt notice! :)

Juana     : :(

Kino        : oh, sry :(

~End~

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

SuDOKU ^_^


Shows you all how much of time I have on my hands.. lol

Jus had nothing better to do, and I wanted to post SOMETHING :/ 

Any1 who can beat my record pls tell me k? 

^_^ <----Japanese Sudoku Mascot 

Thursday, May 14, 2009

How are you?

How are you? Are you fine? Why are you answering whatever I wrote here in the first place?

Im bored.. study my "history" and now I'm blur.....

Should I keep on studying? Should I cross the river when I get there? Will there even be a bridge to cross?

Wow...I sound kinda emo'ish .. Here's to prove im not emo --> ^_^ <--- smile 

Well, this post is kinda a waste of internet space , but thanks for wasting precious time reading this post . . Chiaow !(I'm really not sure on how to spell that) 

Friday, May 8, 2009

Bible Study Leading Tips

Today we had Bible Study in our CF and I was consripted into leading our group in bible study....

Well, it didnt go so darn well and there even was  a sleeper in my group!

Later, I talked to Rexy and he gave me tips of conducting a better bible study session and hope you enjoy and "use" these tips too!

Oh yeah, ignore abt last 7 seconds in the clip coz I failed at convincing Rexy to stomp for the camera.. lol.



Thursday, May 7, 2009

A Post


Wow...nothing interesting happened today..damn bored , bored(boarded) up in my room doing studies..

Anyway.. stephen msg's and asks me to play cod today.. *checks his schedule* since I had nothing on, i joined..

This was so far was the most eventful thing that happened today as I managed to win 2 ppl by 11 kills in a tdm!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Stereotypes

I'm just annoyed when someone tells me " Oh, no time la" or "Ayo, you need study la Xm damn near d".. Come ON people, why are you always in a pinch for time?

Lemme show you some basic arithmetic knowledge anyone can do on their own... 

School    - > 8 h (+3h activity)

Tuition  - > 2h

Sleep     - > 6h

Eat        - > 2h

Free Time - > 6 h (3 h if activity) 

So don't come and bs that you got no time ! 6 hours (3 hours) is  1/4 (1/8) of a day, plenty of time for studies (note that tuition is included and I'm assuming that you go EVERYDAY for activity 3 hours after school)

If you don't use that 6 h/3h to study , then don't tell me ,or anyone for that matter that you have no time.. Or else you're a hypocrite (which is not good) :( 

Time is Gold and a time waster is a Thief of Time, and sadly you can't get more than 24h a day which mean every second passed telling people your buzy is another second wasted...

This post is just to open people's eyes to the truth, not to criticize people, okay?

Movie Day!

Yeah, today was fun! I followed the M.A.D (pronounced m dot a dot d dot , not mad) to their Movie Outing...

Yeah it was lonely (Stephen/Meng/Navnith suppose to follow, but all kiasu)  but I managed to pull through!;)

We watched X-Men Origins:  and I liked it..

Later, I got my Mutant name>>> GLOB 

Blob + Gambit = Glob / Blabbit   <=-=-=-=- Which 1's better?

Blob = Obvious how I got this one//

Gambit = My 1337 MADASS Card Skillzzzzzzzz(o noes .. .becoming another meng *gulp!*)

Well , Stephen might know , but I'm coming up with the Remix of Diary of Jane (Breaking Benjamin) ..DISCLAIMER < This song or the band or the album doesn't belong to me nor me having copyright off it. This remix is for personal and entertainment purposes only> <--small print

Well, The first part is already planned... if only i can get it only my com , then I'll give you all a sneak peak...

The Illusionist  Signing (and Sighing) Off!