The Pearl - A Satirical Twist of The Novel

We had our English paper yesterday, where we had to study about the novel the Pearl . This novel SHUD be well known among Malaysian students , so I don;t think I have to write a synopsis....

This parody is only a portion of the novel , where Kino fights the 3 trackers... Please note, this parody is based on games partially, so 1000 apologies if you don't understand, k?

Oh yeah, special thanks to classmates Stephen and Keshav who thought about this which I modified to suite the story....

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Kino          : OMGWTH?!!!?!?! DEy tracked us!

Juana       : Oh shit.

Coyotito   : D:

Kino          : I lvl higher, I go killed dese ppl , k? >(

Juana       : D:

Kino crouches (c) and moves with (silent step) towards trackers.........

Kino about to sprint and knife when coyotito let out a cry

~Slow-mo~

Coyotito   : Oooohhhhhh S- h - h - h - i- i- ~(BANG)  <----babies cant swear more than that

Tracker 1  Coyotito

(Dead)Coyotito : Lol....D:

(Dead)Coyotito : OMG didnt see T_T

Vote called by Coyotito 

Vote:Map:LoL

(3)Yes (2)No

Too bz , Kino didnt notice this n jumped on the Tracker 1 and knifed(v) him, then he tooked his gun (e?)

Kino (knifed) Tracker 1 

The other trackers were awake and ran (sprint) away. 

BOOM

Kino Tracker 2

Other tracker fell and turn to look at Kino

BOOM

Kino Tracker 3

                                                                       3 kill streak! Press [6] for UAV Support

Kino Called up his UAV (6) , only to notice one ally (he knew Juana didnt use a UAV Jammer and Coyotito was not a high enough lvl to get 1) 

Kino       : OMG ARGGHGHHHHHHH!! FAR-Q Trackers!!!!

Juana    : T_T .... Dey blew his head right off (points to a dead Coyotito) 

Kino       : Haiz == . (Wait for it ....) NOOB!!!!!

(dead)Coyotito : =="

         

       Spanish People wins

         Trackers Defeated 

Spanish People

=========================kills====deaths====score

Coyotito                                0                  1                  0

Juana                                     0                   0                0

Kino                                       3                   0                40

Trackers

=========================kills====deaths====score

Tracker 1                              1                1                   10

Tracker 2                              0                1                    0

Tracker 3                              0                1                    0           

Spectators

John Steinbeck                    0                  0                    0  

John Steinbeck   : Dats it! Finally ! An inspiration for my novel ^_^. Gtg, cya ... 2nite oso play rite? 

Kino                      : Ya, cya. bb

Juana                    : bb

Coyotito               : bb.k cya :)

Tracker 1            : bb. gg

Tracker 2           : bb

Tracker 3           : bb..cya

John Steinbeck left the game

Kino        : ^_^

Coyotito : Nxt sniper k? 

Kino        : Lol , soo fast u die, didnt notice! :)

Juana     : :(

Kino        : oh, sry :(

~End~