The Pearl - A Satirical Twist of The Novel

We had our English paper yesterday, where we had to study about the novel the Pearl . This novel SHUD be well known among Malaysian students , so I don;t think I have to write a synopsis....

This parody is only a portion of the novel , where Kino fights the 3 trackers... Please note, this parody is based on games partially, so 1000 apologies if you don't understand, k?

Oh yeah, special thanks to classmates Stephen and Keshav who thought about this which I modified to suite the story....

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Kino          : OMGWTH?!!!?!?! DEy tracked us!

Juana       : Oh shit.

Coyotito   : D:

Kino          : I lvl higher, I go killed dese ppl , k? >(

Juana       : D:

Kino crouches (c) and moves with (silent step) towards trackers.........

Kino about to sprint and knife when coyotito let out a cry

~Slow-mo~

Coyotito   : Oooohhhhhh S- h - h - h - i- i- ~(BANG)  <----babies cant swear more than that

Tracker 1  Coyotito

(Dead)Coyotito : Lol....D:

(Dead)Coyotito : OMG didnt see T_T

Vote called by Coyotito 

Vote:Map:LoL

(3)Yes (2)No

Too bz , Kino didnt notice this n jumped on the Tracker 1 and knifed(v) him, then he tooked his gun (e?)

Kino (knifed) Tracker 1 

The other trackers were awake and ran (sprint) away. 

BOOM

Kino Tracker 2

Other tracker fell and turn to look at Kino

BOOM

Kino Tracker 3

                                                                       3 kill streak! Press [6] for UAV Support

Kino Called up his UAV (6) , only to notice one ally (he knew Juana didnt use a UAV Jammer and Coyotito was not a high enough lvl to get 1) 

Kino       : OMG ARGGHGHHHHHHH!! FAR-Q Trackers!!!!

Juana    : T_T .... Dey blew his head right off (points to a dead Coyotito) 

Kino       : Haiz == . (Wait for it ....) NOOB!!!!!

(dead)Coyotito : =="

         

       Spanish People wins

         Trackers Defeated 

Spanish People

=========================kills====deaths====score

Coyotito                                0                  1                  0

Juana                                     0                   0                0

Kino                                       3                   0                40

Trackers

=========================kills====deaths====score

Tracker 1                              1                1                   10

Tracker 2                              0                1                    0

Tracker 3                              0                1                    0           

Spectators

John Steinbeck                    0                  0                    0  

John Steinbeck   : Dats it! Finally ! An inspiration for my novel ^_^. Gtg, cya ... 2nite oso play rite? 

Kino                      : Ya, cya. bb

Juana                    : bb

Coyotito               : bb.k cya :)

Tracker 1            : bb. gg

Tracker 2           : bb

Tracker 3           : bb..cya

John Steinbeck left the game

Kino        : ^_^

Coyotito : Nxt sniper k? 

Kino        : Lol , soo fast u die, didnt notice! :)

Juana     : :(

Kino        : oh, sry :(

~End~

SuDOKU ^_^

Shows you all how much of time I have on my hands.. lol

Jus had nothing better to do, and I wanted to post SOMETHING :/ 

Any1 who can beat my record pls tell me k? 

^_^ <----Japanese Sudoku Mascot 

How are you?

How are you? Are you fine? Why are you answering whatever I wrote here in the first place?

Im bored.. study my "history" and now I'm blur.....

Should I keep on studying? Should I cross the river when I get there? Will there even be a bridge to cross?

Wow...I sound kinda emo'ish .. Here's to prove im not emo --> ^_^ <--- smile 

Well, this post is kinda a waste of internet space , but thanks for wasting precious time reading this post . . Chiaow !(I'm really not sure on how to spell that) 

Bible Study Leading Tips

Today we had Bible Study in our CF and I was consripted into leading our group in bible study....

Well, it didnt go so darn well and there even was  a sleeper in my group!

Later, I talked to Rexy and he gave me tips of conducting a better bible study session and hope you enjoy and "use" these tips too!

Oh yeah, ignore abt last 7 seconds in the clip coz I failed at convincing Rexy to stomp for the camera.. lol.

A Post

Wow...nothing interesting happened today..damn bored , bored(boarded) up in my room doing studies..

Anyway.. stephen msg's and asks me to play cod today.. *checks his schedule* since I had nothing on, i joined..

This was so far was the most eventful thing that happened today as I managed to win 2 ppl by 11 kills in a tdm!

Stereotypes

I'm just annoyed when someone tells me " Oh, no time la" or "Ayo, you need study la Xm damn near d".. Come ON people, why are you always in a pinch for time?

Lemme show you some basic arithmetic knowledge anyone can do on their own... 

School    - > 8 h (+3h activity)

Tuition  - > 2h

Sleep     - > 6h

Eat        - > 2h

Free Time - > 6 h (3 h if activity) 

So don't come and bs that you got no time ! 6 hours (3 hours) is  1/4 (1/8) of a day, plenty of time for studies (note that tuition is included and I'm assuming that you go EVERYDAY for activity 3 hours after school)

If you don't use that 6 h/3h to study , then don't tell me ,or anyone for that matter that you have no time.. Or else you're a hypocrite (which is not good) :( 

Time is Gold and a time waster is a Thief of Time, and sadly you can't get more than 24h a day which mean every second passed telling people your buzy is another second wasted...

This post is just to open people's eyes to the truth, not to criticize people, okay?

Movie Day!

Yeah, today was fun! I followed the M.A.D (pronounced m dot a dot d dot , not mad) to their Movie Outing...

Yeah it was lonely (Stephen/Meng/Navnith suppose to follow, but all kiasu)  but I managed to pull through!;)

We watched X-Men Origins:  and I liked it..

Later, I got my Mutant name>>> GLOB 

Blob + Gambit = Glob / Blabbit   <=-=-=-=- Which 1's better?

Blob = Obvious how I got this one//

Gambit = My 1337 MADASS Card Skillzzzzzzzz(o noes .. .becoming another meng *gulp!*)

Well , Stephen might know , but I'm coming up with the Remix of Diary of Jane (Breaking Benjamin) ..DISCLAIMER < This song or the band or the album doesn't belong to me nor me having copyright off it. This remix is for personal and entertainment purposes only> <--small print

Well, The first part is already planned... if only i can get it only my com , then I'll give you all a sneak peak...

The Illusionist  Signing (and Sighing) Off!